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How to get a wife quick: The Christian Way

King James

'If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;

'Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.'

New International

'If a man happens to meet a virgin woman, who is not engaged to be married, and he seizes her and rapes her, but is caught in the act;

'The rapist must pay the girl's father fifty silver shekels. She must marry the rapist, because he has violated her. And so long as he lives, he may not divorce her.'

From Deuteronomy 22:28-29